Laughter really is the best medicine and it doesn’t even have any bad side effects…unless, of course, you have an annoying snort when you chuckle that forces milk out of your nostrils while you’re trying to enjoy a good meal with friends.

If I had a dime for every dime I had, I’d have twice as many.

They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery.  So, I guess that makes Simon Says a narcissist.